White Collar Satirist Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the white collar satirist? Our collection crafts humor around office life, corporate culture, and professional wit, perfect for sparking smiles and chuckles at any desk or meeting.

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"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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Boss's Desk Says No!

Boss's Desk Says No! mockup

Boss's Desk Says No! mockup

Boss's Desk Says No! mockup

Boss's Desk Says No! mockup

Boss's Desk Says No!

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"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

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Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

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"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

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"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines." mockup

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

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Another day at work would be one too many...

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many...

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Born In Captivity.

Born In Captivity. mockup

Born In Captivity. mockup

Born In Captivity. mockup

Born In Captivity. mockup

Born In Captivity.

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'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.' mockup

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.' mockup

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.' mockup

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.' mockup

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

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"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?" mockup

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?" mockup

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?" mockup

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?" mockup

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?' mockup

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

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'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.' mockup

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

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"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough." mockup

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough." mockup

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough." mockup

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough." mockup

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

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'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

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"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did." mockup

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did." mockup

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did." mockup

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did." mockup

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

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"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense." mockup

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense." mockup

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense." mockup

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense." mockup

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

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"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

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'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.' mockup

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

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'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.' mockup

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.' mockup

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.' mockup

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.' mockup

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

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"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!" mockup

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!" mockup

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!" mockup

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!" mockup

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

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"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!" mockup

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!" mockup

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!" mockup

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!" mockup

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

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Man running in a hamster wheel

Man running in a hamster wheel mockup

Man running in a hamster wheel mockup

Man running in a hamster wheel mockup

Man running in a hamster wheel mockup

Man running in a hamster wheel

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'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.' mockup

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

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'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.' mockup

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.' mockup

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.' mockup

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.' mockup

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

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"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart." mockup

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart." mockup

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart." mockup

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart." mockup

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

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"That one shows our office cliques."

"That one shows our office cliques." mockup

"That one shows our office cliques." mockup

"That one shows our office cliques." mockup

"That one shows our office cliques." mockup

"That one shows our office cliques."

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White Collar Satirist Gifts Collection

White Collar Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the wit of the white collar satirist—one clever cup to keep their humor brewing all day long.

White Collar Satirist Pillows

Find the ideal satirical pillow to add comfort and wit to any space—bringing a smile with every glance at their clever decor.

White Collar Satirist Prints

Browse our satirical prints that capture the humor and insight of the white collar satirist—perfect for inspiring and amusing in any office or home.

White Collar Satirist T-Shirts

Discover our humorous t-shirts designed for the satirical professional—perfect for making statements that are as witty as they are stylish.