White Collar Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the white collar humorist? Our collection of clever, amusing products celebrates office life with a lighthearted touch. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring humor to the professional world and make great conversation starters. Whether they’re in corporate or creative fields, these witty items add a playful vibe to their workspace and wardrobe, making every day a little brighter and a lot more humorous.

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'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.' mockup

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'

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"Making millions through insider trading wasn't a problem, hiding it from the I.R.S. was."

"Making millions through insider trading wasn't a problem, hiding it from the I.R.S. was." mockup

"Making millions through insider trading wasn't a problem, hiding it from the I.R.S. was."

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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch." mockup

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

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Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

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"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention." mockup

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

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"White Collar Prison"

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"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery." mockup

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

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Hellbillies.

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I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security. mockup

I was rapidly rising to my level of incompetence, so I started screwing up just enough to maintain job security.

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"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment." mockup

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

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'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.' mockup

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

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'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.' mockup

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

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"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back." mockup

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

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Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars. mockup

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

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'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!' mockup

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

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"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty." mockup

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

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"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

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'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.' mockup

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

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"Here at Consolidated Megacorp we carry on a proud tradition of marginal competence."

"Here at Consolidated Megacorp we carry on a proud tradition of marginal competence." mockup

"Here at Consolidated Megacorp we carry on a proud tradition of marginal competence."

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"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break." mockup

"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."

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'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.' mockup

'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

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". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang." mockup

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

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Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis

Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis mockup

Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis

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"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!" mockup

"I did warn you it wouldn't pay!"

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Janitor on the Job Training.

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'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.'

'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.' mockup

'Oh, for heaven's sake, put the gun away. We're white-collar criminals. We can't just shoot it out with the cops.'

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FREElance Artists

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Crime Passionnel

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"When I said you had to balance the accounts..."

"When I said you had to balance the accounts..." mockup

"When I said you had to balance the accounts..."

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Felony State Bank

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Accountant beneath picture of three wise monkeys.

Accountant beneath picture of three wise monkeys. mockup

Accountant beneath picture of three wise monkeys.

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"You would get a job as a bookkeeper, soon quit and change jobs again and again. Now you are charged with being a serial embezzler."

"You would get a job as a bookkeeper, soon quit and change jobs again and again. Now you are charged with being a serial embezzler." mockup

"You would get a job as a bookkeeper, soon quit and change jobs again and again. Now you are charged with being a serial embezzler."

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'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.'

'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.' mockup

'To be honest, I've never known for my work ethic.'

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Bonus, bonus! - we'll I got to keep the envelope my pay slip was in

Bonus, bonus! - we'll I got to keep the envelope my pay slip was in mockup

Bonus, bonus! - we'll I got to keep the envelope my pay slip was in

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White Collar Humorist Gifts Collection

White Collar Humorist Mugs

Browse our selection of witty mugs for the white collar humorist—perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a good laugh at work.

White Collar Humorist Pillows

Inject fun into your decor with pillows that celebrate the clever side of work life. Ideal for those who love playful, professional style.

White Collar Humorist Prints

Add some humor to your walls with prints that cleverly portray the funny side of office culture, perfect for fans of white collar comedy.

White Collar Humorist T-Shirts

Discover humorous t-shirts that capture the essence of office wit. Great for professionals with a comedic streak who want to wear their humor.