White-collar Comedy Fan Gifts

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"White Collar Prison"

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

Hellbillies.

"Number four wasn't bad, at least he removed his personal CD earphones for most of the interview."

"...I'm not sure what kind, but I'm certain that you are some kind of an idiot."

'Oh, I've already found a natural born leader. Now I'm looking for someone to follow blindly.'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'We run an impressive wage disparity scheme here.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Let me rephrase that. Go home and sleep on it.'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

'Cheer up. I hate your job too.'

''Over My Dead Body.' Not a good sign.'

'...but I'm already working as slow as I can.'

"I'm sure a shock collar is great motivational tool, but I would run it by our lawyers first."