White-collar Comedy Seeker Gifts

"When I said you had to balance the accounts..."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

"White Collar Prison"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"A raise? Unlimited free refills aren't enough for you?"

'Next time you want to cheat and use someone else's resume, I suggest you do more than scratch out his name and put yours above it.'

"Ziegler, I'm transferring you out of the energy commission!"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"Don't even think about it."

'Here's a job that sounds just like mine, oh-oh, it is mine.'

Hellbillies.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Could I call you back, I'm right in the middle of interviews.'

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."

'I'm overpaying you, but you're worth it.'

'Even the temp was promoted over me.'

'Does that mean you found a new job, Hirshenson?'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'The empowerment training was a mistake. Everyone quit.'

'I hate to fire you, Osgood, but I don't want to get a reputation for fairness.'

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

It was like he could read my mind.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

"Try to get an extension on this to the day after I retire."

'Simmons mentioned something about a hole in our security...please don't tell me this is the hole, and by the way, where is Simmons?'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"What's the matter - boss stop short?"