Career Comedy Seeker Gifts

'I don't have a CV as such, but here is a list of my former employers...'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Knights of the bedside table.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

Dedication to excellence....

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Zoo animals.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Noah's ark, many lions

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"