Career Comedy Seeker Pillows

'I don't have a CV as such, but here is a list of my former employers...'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Knights of the bedside table.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

Dedication to excellence....

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."