White-collar Comedy Fans Gifts

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"White Collar Prison"

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm on the way to a meeting. Go back to whatever you weren't doing.'

Group of people.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Hellbillies.

'Just because I'm Overpaid doesn't mean You're Underpaid.'

"Number four wasn't bad, at least he removed his personal CD earphones for most of the interview."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"...I'm not sure what kind, but I'm certain that you are some kind of an idiot."

'Oh, I've already found a natural born leader. Now I'm looking for someone to follow blindly.'

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'We run an impressive wage disparity scheme here.'

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Let me rephrase that. Go home and sleep on it.'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."