Whimsical Marriage Musings Gifts

'Of course he's never home. Didn't I warn you about marrying a Free-Range chicken?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

"Hello, gorgeous!"

We've been together for 12 years now. I think it's time we thought seriously about composting.'

Unusual Romance

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

'No one regurgitates like you, honey.'

Another private moment in the off-stage lives of professional cartoon characters...

'Is your marriage okay?' - 'I wouldn't know. We're not talking.'

'I just can't keep on pretending that we've been living happily ever after!'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

"Seriously I won't be offended - feel free to self-isolate."

"And do you promise to love and honor, through wash and spin cycles, until dry do you part?"

'Leonard married me when I was 21 but I really don't think he meant any harm.'