Whimsical Jester Gifts

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

At The Clown Bank.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Another wedding

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Trump the Jester

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

He who laughs, lasts.