Whimsical Jester Pillows

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

At The Clown Bank.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Trump the Jester

Another wedding

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'