Whimsical Fool Gifts

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The Art Student.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I said slime."

Spring Training

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Mantis Love

Dog in casino.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"This will be a tricky operation."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Phoenix

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Woman throwing giant pot.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'