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Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

The Art Student.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Spring Training

"I said slime."

Mantis Love

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"This will be a tricky operation."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Phoenix

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Woman throwing giant pot.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Sheep striptease'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Moon Pies.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'