Wellness Wildcard Gifts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Critisize your weight.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Unguided imagery

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Self-esteem room

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Yoga classes door.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."