Welfare System Analyst Gifts

Paris-ites

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Social Welfare next!

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

QC appointments fall to all time low.

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

Overcrowded Prison

'I'm the new expert on homelessness.'

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

Retirement Suddenly Feels Kind of Moot

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Diet Coke Made in Prison Toilet

Get Ready for ObamaCare!

"The government should look where I'm going"

No More Assistance

The making of social security nets.

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'

'And the meek shall inherit the world...providing their benefits aren't capped at £26,000 per annum...'

'Since this is your first offense, I'm going to go easy on you - community service for life.'

"Where's that young turk that I hired not so long ago?"

'STILL working with all those family allowances?'

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

Nick Griffin & Iain Duncan Smith

Too scared to claim Universal Credit - Please Help.

"I haven't been working while claiming, it's just the latest fashion."

'I've been on welfare for five years - It seems like I'm about due for a raise.'