Welfare Analyst Gifts

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Data From a Truck

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"We've been cancelled."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Dictator, Interrupted

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.