Welfare Studies Gifts

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Just Another Sloe News Day

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'I'm the new expert on homelessness.'

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

Philosopher King

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Paris-ites

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'

Kids and the economy

Economics: Job Crisis

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

"Society's failed you, son - 6 times to be exact�"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'

No More Assistance

'And the meek shall inherit the world...providing their benefits aren't capped at £26,000 per annum...'

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'

The making of social security nets.

Having my Social Security reduced isn't what I wanted when I voted Republican! Please help!

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'