Welfare Policy Analyst Gifts

'And the meek shall inherit the world...providing their benefits aren't capped at £26,000 per annum...'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The economy.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Rock and a Hard Place

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Problem with World Population Growth

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'