Welfare Analyst T-Shirts

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Surge Plans.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Diner is served

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.