Welfare System Analyst T-Shirts

Paris-ites

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Social Welfare next!

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

QC appointments fall to all time low.

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

The Distribution of Wealth in the United States Expressed as Peanut Butter in a Sandwich.

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

'I'm the new expert on homelessness.'

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

Overcrowded Prison

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Diet Coke Made in Prison Toilet

"The government should look where I'm going"

No More Assistance

The making of social security nets.

"Where's that young turk that I hired not so long ago?"

'And the meek shall inherit the world...providing their benefits aren't capped at £26,000 per annum...'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'

'Since this is your first offense, I'm going to go easy on you - community service for life.'

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

'STILL working with all those family allowances?'

Nick Griffin & Iain Duncan Smith

'You look nervous, kid.. this your first time?'

Too scared to claim Universal Credit - Please Help.

"I haven't been working while claiming, it's just the latest fashion."

'I've been on welfare for five years - It seems like I'm about due for a raise.'

Prison Visits