Welfare Commentator T-Shirts

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

Spot the difference.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Profits for Big Pharma

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

Federally Guidelined

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

"So we'll lead on the cost of living crisis, three pages on the collapse of the NHS and four on climate warning followed by that investigation into the rise in depression."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need."

"You can't argue with success."

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

"Football? What makes you think it's a magazine about football?"

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Roue FatiguePlease Help.

'I work hard all day, while you just sit there.' 'That's the politics of envy.'

'He was a grateful man...just not in a good way.'

From the Greenhouse to the White House....

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."