Welfare Critique Fan T-Shirts

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Privatized Jails

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

"How's my head size today."

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

Office of Social Insecurity.

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

No interest in work - claiming my share of US accumulated wealth...

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.

Ernie

Job disparity getting worse.

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'

I wanted to catch the gravy train but it was full of politicians.

'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'