Welfare Critique Fan Gifts

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Privatized Jails

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Food Stamp Nation

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"How's my head size today."

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

Woman visits a dietitian and comes out a skeleton.

Office of Social Insecurity.

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

Cull people who say they will call you but never do.

Ernie

I wanted to catch the gravy train but it was full of politicians.

No interest in work - claiming my share of US accumulated wealth...

Job disparity getting worse.

'Ms. Jones, in the future lay out my other cassocks on Sundays.'