Welfare System Critic Gifts

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

Minority Report

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Food Stamp Nation

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

Roger Stone

"Orange Lives Matter!"

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'You're on benefits, Mr Scrote, I can't sign you off work - I can only sign you off LOOKING for work.'

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

Paris-ites

Cut me a break, your honor. Try to think back to when you were also just a young, crooked, unprincipled shyster.

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

'Evidence, shmevidence - Next!'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

"May I assume that when you say I should spend the rest of my life behind bars, you are just expressing your opinion?"

'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'

"The government should look where I'm going"

'What makes you think he's getting special treatment?'

No More Assistance

"In closing submissions, the defence would like to bring to the court's attention, my client's impressive collection of 'get out of jail' cards."