Wealth Redistribution Critic Gifts

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

It's Who You Know

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

Ryan Crossing

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."

'Class Warfare!'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'My teacher says that your tax cut favors the rich.'

Shared Poverty

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Who would ever have guessed that there'd be a golden age of debt?"

Got Customers?

"Learn how to delegate!"

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

"...and many thanks to the public and politicians who made and still make the Paradise Papers Scandal possible. Allowing me to live a worry-free life at the expense of the taxpayer."

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

The gap between the rich and the poor...

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Occupy God's Vacuum

"More?! More?! You want more?! You stinkin' socialist!"

"Never before have so many owed so much to be few."

What Should Jeff Bezos Do With "His" $131 Billion?

"Do you remember lifestyles of the rich and famous?"