Welfare Supporter Gifts

Too scared to claim Universal Credit - Please Help.

Unemployed trying to game the system.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Just Another Sloe News Day

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

Social security.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Health care success #4

Victim of Sequestration!

Captain Thomas Coram.

Food Stamp Nation

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

The Poor Child's Nurse

'I dunno about you but I fancy a taste of Christmas!'

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

Battery Chicken

Nine Lives Matter

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

Pass It Down Economics...