Wedding Wit Seeker Gifts

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

"Why have you never married?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Boat wedding.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

This is forever... till death do us part...

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Parson and abandoned husband

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

The men of your dreams

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."