Wedding Wit Seeker T-Shirts

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

"Why have you never married?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Boat wedding.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

This is forever... till death do us part...

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Parson and abandoned husband

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

The men of your dreams

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'