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This is forever... till death do us part...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

His and Hers Wedding

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Parson and abandoned husband

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I give it six months.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'We have an objection from Mrs. Weber...'

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'