Wedding Wisdom Seeker Gifts

"I think the onset of my insanity was a cold wet day in September 1952 my wedding day..."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

This is forever... till death do us part...

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"