Wedding Joker Gifts

'I hope you don't feel you're being pressurised into this marriage Adrian.'

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Batman's Baby

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"A little under done?"

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

I'm sorry, miss. "No substitutions" also applies to your choice of a dining companion. Menu.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

'Honey, how about some good, clean fun?'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'