Wedding Joker T-Shirts

'I hope you don't feel you're being pressurised into this marriage Adrian.'

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"A little under done?"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Are they your come to bed eyes or put the rubbish bin out eyes?'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

'Honey, how about some good, clean fun?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, with no chance of parole.'

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