Wedding Anniversary Joker T-Shirts

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"A little under done?"

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Leaving parties aren't as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, with no chance of parole.'

'No, the answer is: d ) All of the above.'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

'I don't have any trouble keeping my weight down — I married an appetite suppressant.'

Cats celebrating birthday, cake is shaped like mouse

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Happy Hatchday, Sir

'Where's my chicken?.'

"Can I bring my Wife?"

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'