Celebration Joker Gifts

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Batman's Baby

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"A little under done?"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa Claws...

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Skiing

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Santa's Sleigh Accident