Current Events Joker Gifts

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

A clown & his clone.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

'Psych!'

"I've got sea mail."

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.