Current Events Joker Gifts

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

A clown & his clone.

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

'Psych!'

A scientist pushing a custard pie in his colleague's face

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Reboot Me.