Festival Joker Gifts

'This corner is taken...'

Night of the Latkes

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Santa Claws...

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.