Festival Joker Pillows

'This corner is taken...'

Night of the Latkes

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Santa Claws...

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

The Cartoonists

'They think I can walk on water.'