Protest Joker Pillows

Rebel without a clue

Banana Split...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

Joust Sharpener

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Jogging Bottoms

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Minority Report Is Real

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

False encouragement.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."