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Rebel without a clue

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

False encouragement.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'A room with double beds, please.'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

A clown & his clone.