Protest Culture Jokers Pillows

Ban Naugahyde Naugas Have a Right to Live Too

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

The Slumber Party.

Turkey Hostage.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Alien Protesters

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

On Strike

"Did you notice the 30 mph sign back there?"

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Crackpot with PRO-diarrhea sign pickets ANTI-diarrhea medical lab.

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Death Goes For A Jog

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

'Exercise without pain? But what would the point be?'

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

Last Activist Standing

'...Vote for me twice, shame on YOU!'

Permanently Offended By Something