Protest Culture Jokers Gifts

Ban Naugahyde Naugas Have a Right to Live Too

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

The Slumber Party.

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

On Strike

Turkey Hostage.

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Turkey draws picture of a human.

Alien Protesters

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Crackpot with PRO-diarrhea sign pickets ANTI-diarrhea medical lab.

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Death Goes For A Jog

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

Thousands of people gathered today to protest the nation's laws on marijuana, when suddenly everybody lost interest and ended up in a local Denny's.

"Did you notice the 30 mph sign back there?"

.00005k run

'Exercise without pain? But what would the point be?'

Last Activist Standing

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'...Vote for me twice, shame on YOU!'