Joker With A Cause Pillows

'I don't care if it is part of the look. I'm not buying you a handgun.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Future Medicare Prescription Drug Plans: 'When I grow up, help me enjoy my retirement years. But if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

"Do I come here often?"

Free Hugs

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

"I gave at the office."

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

Ladies-Gents-Whatever

The Devil playing a prank on a woman dropping chips on her to attract Gulls.

'Sorry, I can't help laughing, but it was a terrible joke...'

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

Boy confesses he wants to be a clown.