Celebration Joker Prints

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"A little under done?"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Ice-Cube-IV

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Santa Claws...

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Skiing

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Baggage Reclaim

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'