Web-based Wooing Pillows

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Online Dating

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Your website or mine?'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Online Dating for Dummies

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'George and I met on line!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

Internet dating

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Online Dating

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

"This might suit you. Somebody wants to meet a young man with an arresting personality."

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

"WE hooked up on spacebook."

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

"Quick! She wants me to turn on my webcam!"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

Cyber Sex

"Can we log on together?"

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.