Weathered Humorists Gifts

"Make sure I’m in your will or pay someone else to shovel the driveway."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Weather today.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Gender Reveal

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

'Thank you for your unsolicited parenting advice! In return, I'd like to tell you about a method I know for removing those unsightly age spots.'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

Who's laughing at my antiperspirant now?

The stages of winter

Fall, in summary...

"What!! I get hungry standing around all day."

'Santa Claus again for you.'

Windup yoga

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.