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"Make sure I’m in your will or pay someone else to shovel the driveway."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Weather today.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

Gender Reveal

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

The stages of winter

Fall, in summary...

'Santa Claus again for you.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Windup yoga

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'