Weaning Experience Gifts

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'So this is goodbye then!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

When avocados go soft

Still living with parents....

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

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Mother at the Doctors.

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'I'm not fat, am I?'