Weaning Milestone Gifts

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cereal Killer

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"When did she start crawling?"

Woman crying with happiness.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Guess what? I won again.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Technology is for babies!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."