Weaning Journey Gifts

"Try cutting them in small pieces ad arranging them on a plate."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'It's a management decision. You've been weaned.'

Baby and banana

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."