Weaning Journey T-Shirts

"Try cutting them in small pieces ad arranging them on a plate."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'It's a management decision. You've been weaned.'

Baby and banana

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Woman on running machine next to a cake.