Weaning Stages T-Shirts

'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"She does this when she's tired."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Quiet Time

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

When avocados go soft

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

The Fountain of Youth was elusive - nothing at all like the puddle of youth.

'I hope she doesn't bring it to the off leash area.'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

Cereal Killer

Baby and banana